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YOU MIGHT BE DRUNK WHITE T-SHIRT

$59.99$44.99
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100% cotton · Regular unisex fit

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The details

If the print looks blurry, that's on purpose. Probably. For the one whose shirt does the reality check for them. Wear it to parties, bar crawls, or any night where things start seeing double.

MATERIAL & QUALITY

  • 100% soft cotton in classic white
  • Lightweight & breathable, great on its own or layered
  • Bold print that won't crack or peel, even when stretched
  • Regular fit, true to size

Makes a great gift for friends, party people, and anyone who's had one too many.

Size & fit

Regular unisex fit. Check the size guide, and size up if you like a looser fit.

  • AChest (flat)
  • BLength
  • CShoulder
CAB
SizeABC
XS18.12816.5
S20.128.918.5
M2229.920.5
L2430.922.6
XL2631.924.6
2XL2832.926.6
SizeABC
XS467142
S5173.547
M567652
L6178.557.5
XL668162.5
2XL7183.567.5

Measured flat. Allow ±0.8 in / ±2 cm.

Shipping & returns

Shipping: free and tracked, worldwide, on every order.

Returns: 30 days in the US, Canada and Australia. 14 days in Europe, the UK and the rest of the world. Items must be unworn and unwashed, with tags attached.

Shipping policy · Return & refund policy

Size guide

  • AChest (flat)
  • BLength
  • CShoulder
CAB
SizeABC
XS18.12816.5
S20.128.918.5
M2229.920.5
L2430.922.6
XL2631.924.6
2XL2832.926.6
SizeABC
XS467142
S5173.547
M567652
L6178.557.5
XL668162.5
2XL7183.567.5

Measured flat. Allow ±0.8 in / ±2 cm.

Chest: measure around the fullest part of your chest, under your arms.

Length: measure from the top of the shoulder, next to the collar, down to the bottom hem.

Regular unisex fit. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.

Not sure which size? Message us on WhatsApp and we'll help you pick.

YOU MIGHT BE DRUNK WHITE T-SHIRTS · $44.99

Customer reviews

4.8/5300 reviews
Oct 2026

Good quality for the money

Aleksi A.Verified buyer

Oct 2026

Feels comfy around the neck doesn’t scratch

Leo M.Verified buyer

Oct 2026

Customer service was really good

Lumi K.Verified buyer

Oct 2026

Print is bold enough to stand out doesn’t feel cheap

Eero A.Verified buyer

Oct 2026

wasn’t sure about the slogan at first but it looks great on

Aki S.Verified buyer

Oct 2026

I really like this tee. The fabric is soft and comfortable, and the white is clean and not see-through. The black print on the back is sharp and bold, and it hasn’t cracked or faded after a few washes.

Shehroz A.

Questions

Is shipping really free?

Yes. We offer free tracked shipping worldwide on every order.

How do I track my order?

When your order ships you'll get a tracking number by email. You can also use the Track order page any time.

Does it fit true to size?

Regular unisex fit. Check the size guide, and size up if you like a looser fit.

Can I return it if it doesn't fit?

Yes. Returns are accepted for up to 30 days in the US, Canada and Australia, and up to 14 days in Europe, the UK and the rest of the world, as long as the item is unworn and unwashed with tags attached. Full details are in our return and refund policy.

Is it a good gift?

That's what most of our designs are for. Pair two together for a couples set.